Malapropisms I've heard and remember

that guy was trying to edge me on
I faggly remember
tear the coupon on the proliferation
it's a mute point
the top of this bar is sobbing wet
a deep-seeded annoyance
it's a doggy-dog world
and for those of drinking age: saying the word Calvert instead of cavort
would you like another half-craft of wine?
beat all end all
for all intensive purposes
white-eyed instead of wide-eyed
vanilla folder
Here's one I read in a story: they charge such an absorbent price for this medicine.


Thanks for reading, I'll add more as I hear them or recall them.

Even though faggly isn't really a word.....

When Kobe Bryant came out of the courthouse, all the Pavarottis surrounded him.